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‘Lionheart’ Vows To Drill Hole Through ‘Piece Of S–t’ Rockhold

It’s safe to say that Anthony Smith is not a fan of Luke Rockhold. If he is, he sure has a weird way of showing it.

While Smith and Rockhold have actually never fought inside of the Octagon, their feud is quickly boiling over outside of it. “Lionheart” certainly hasn’t been innocent in his verbal exchanges with the former UFC middleweight champion, but Rockhold ultimately struck the first blow late last year when discussing Smith’s abilities at light heavyweight.

“Anthony Smith, yeah. I mean, what, (Thiago) Santos came up just recently too. These guys, I’m just not impressed,” Rockhold told Submission Radio back in December. “They’re a little sloppy in so many ways and I see openings and I’m ready to move up. I mean, the rest of the division, there’s a couple of good guys up there, but I don’t see much. I’m ready to come up and I’m ready to shut it down. [Smith] looked like sh-t. He didn’t look good in his last fight. I’m not gonna say… he looked like a bum, truthfully.”

Since those comments were made, Smith has gone on to lose to current light heavyweight champion Jon Jones in his first ever UFC title shot back in March and Rockhold has announced his official move up to 205 pounds. Now that they are in the same weight class and seem to be lining themselves up for a potential showdown inside of the Octagon, Smith is turning the heat up.

“That guys a f—king piece of sh-t,” said Smith during UFC’s seasonal press conference early Friday (video replay HERE). “F—k Luke Rockhold. The first opportunity I get, I’m gonna drill a hole through Luke Rockhold’s f—king face. I promise you guys that.”

Smith, who would gladly scrap with Rockhold inside of a Walmart, is currently scheduled to fight former title challenger Alexander Gustafsson this June at UFC on ESPN+ 10. Even though a win over Gustafsson could put “Lionheart” one more win away from a rematch with Jones he’s willing to cast that aside for a grudge match with Rockhold.

“The first opportunity I get after this fight [with Gustafsson],” Smith said when asked when he’d like to fight Rockhold. “It doesn’t matter what happens. I’ll fight Luke Rockhold with one f—king leg. I’m going to beat that dude’s f—king ass.”

Rockhold, who is coming off a disappointing knockout loss to Yoel Romero back at UFC 221 last year, is currently slated to make his 205-pound debut opposite divisional staple Jan Blachowicz at UFC 239 this July, which is an event expected to be headlined by a Jon Jones vs. Thiago Santos title fight. Should Rockhold get past Blachowicz and back into the UFC win column it would make complete sense for the promotion to book the grudge match with Smith.

Of course, a loss for either man would likely cancel out a potential clash inside of the cage.

What say you, Maniacs? Is Smith vs. Rockhold a matchup you want to see at 205 pounds? Who has the early advantage?

Sound off!

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UFC Fighter Gives Update On His Power Drill Scrotum Injury

The Ultimate Fighter 27 alum Bryce Mitchell was undoubtedly looking to make headlines following his first UFC win in July of 2018, but not like this. The 24 year old featherweight is best known these days for being ‘the UFC fighter that got his nutsack ripped off by a power drill.’ Yes, that’s right. And no, this isn’t a clickbait over-exaggeration. Here’s what happened in Mitchell’s own words:

Fortunately, we can now relay the good news that Bryce’s private parts have been successfully re-attached with no lasting damage. Here’s MMA Fighting’s update with Bryce, who seems to find all this just as funny as everyone else, even if the incident did almost kill him.

“It was like my stomach dropped and I thought that my dick had been ripped off and my balls was gone and my stomach just dropped like it’s never dropped before. Felt like a five-gallon tank was sitting in my stomach and I just couldn’t believe it. I thought, ‘Well, shit I’m dead. I’m gonna sit here and bleed out.’ I looked down and everything was still good, so I got lucky.”

“Basically what happened is I was pre-drilling some wood, trying to put some bolts through it, and I had one of those drill bits that eats through wood on it,” said Mitchell. “It’s titanium-plated, eats right through wood. Well, I stuffed that in my pants because I was holding the board and I moved and it pulled the trigger, wrapped up my nuts around that drill bit and just ripped ‘em to f*ckin’ shreds, man. Just ripped ‘em to shreds. But luckily, my testicles did not get ripped off. That was a big thing. My testicles actually wrapped up there for a minute, when it first happened I thought I lost a testicle — it would have damn near killed me, as far as I was away from the hospital, as long as the treatment took, the amount of blood that I lost. I probably would have died if the testicle would have got ripped off.

“I get to sit back and rap about it now, but man, I really f*cked up. I really, really f*cked up, and you shouldn’t put a f*ckin’ drill in your pants, it’s just not smart.”

Mitchell credited his MMA training for helping him to stay calm during a situation that probably would have overwhelmed many others. Shockingly, the whole thing was sewn back up with just 13 stitches and the UFC featherweight has made a full recovery. He hopes to return to the Octagon sometime in January or February 2019.

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Midnight Mania! UFC Fighter Gets Free Underwear After Getting Sack Caught in Drill

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Bryce Mitchell had quite the day today. He got his ballsack caught in a power drill, resulting in a potentially serious and no doubt extremely painful injury. He had a remarkable sense of humor about it, however.

In fact, he seemed more upset about the loss of the boxers than nearly losing his balls.

Fortunately, someone tagged a brand, MeUndies, into the conversation and they offered to replace the bloodied underwear for him.

All is well that ends well.


Insomnia

It looks like we aren’t getting to see Mark Hunt’s contract, which is unfortunate. The plaintiff- Hunt and his lawyers- didn’t file an opposition to the motion.

Deep

Pulled a lil sneaky one

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Ricky Bandejas’ taunt of Jamie Gallagher is A+ trolling. While you are here go watch that knockout again.

As much as I don’t mind it, Daniel Cormier vs. Brock Lesnar for the heavyweight title doesn’t actually make sense.

This raptors full of shit

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That’s just sad.

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Slips, Rips, KO Clips

Justin Gaethje has been entertaining from the very beginning

Trading head kicks is a bad idea unless you win

This is a classic


Random Land

The robots aren’t the real threat

This is:

While we drift towards a Kafka-esque End of Days, here’s one of the most incredible human feats ever:

Stay woke, Maniacs! Follow me on Twitter and Facebook @Vorpality. Last day to support my Kickstarter!

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‘TUF 27’ Alum Bryce Mitchell Describes Drill Accident That ‘Ripped My Nutsack in Half’

When it comes to gruesome injuries, Bryce Mitchell will probably have a leg up on most of his peers.
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‘TUF 27’ Alum Bryce Mitchell Describes Drill Accident That ‘Ripped My Nutsack in Half’

When it comes to gruesome injuries, Bryce Mitchell will probably have a leg up on most of his peers.
Recent News on Sherdog.com